Grounded: Elliot's Tale

This afternoon, when no one was paying attention, I snuck out for a little adventure - which was a lot of fun (but dangerous, apparently) until someone noticed me and brought me to a local vet. I wasn't wearing my collar so the vet didn't know who to call and decided to keep me for a while. Three hours later, Mom and Dad finally noticed that I was missing and went searching all over the place. Dad found me at the vet, so now I'm home safe and sound. Dad blames Mom for letting me out (but she wasn't home) and Mom blames Dad (but he was working in the basement and the doors were all closed). As for me, I'll never tell....I'm grounded anyway, so it doesn't really matter.