Saturday, January 8, 2011

Kids Say the Darndest Things: Holiday Edition

- "I asked Santa for a Wii because I know that it's expensive and I figured if Santa brought it, you and Daddy wouldn't have to worry about it."  Our ever thoughtful Elizabeth.
- "If I am very good, will you give me an American Girl Doll for Christmas when I am six?" Emily tried to be very understanding about Elizabeth's most treasured gift.
- "But I want them to have a sleep over!" Emily was very disappointed that Grammy and Grandpa couldn't stay over on Christmas night because of the predicted storm.
"Can you see if they can wash the farts off of them too?"  Emily asked as I left with the dogs for the groomers; she has been totally disgusted by all of the dog farting that's been going on in our house over the last few weeks.
- "This is the best Christmas EVER!"  said Elizabeth, over and over again during Christmas Day.
- "I hope that there are two and we don't have to share.  Sometimes, we get grumpy when we have to share."
- "I have an American Baby!" Emily has a renewed interest in her Bitty Baby because it is basically a small AGD.
- "I think we got too many presents for Christmas."  When you are obsessed with only one of them, perhaps that is the case.
 - "There is a laugher in my brain that keeps making me laugh."  Elizabeth always looks to explain away her crazy behavior.
- "I love going to the movies.  Thank you so much Mummy," said Emily, with a big kiss, right in the middle of watching Tangled at the movie theatre.  How could I not take her to the movies after that?!
- "I am the beautiful princess and Elizabeth is the evil witch."  "Emily, how could you say that?!  Elizabeth is so kind to you!"  "O-kay.  Elizabeth is a beautiful princess too...."

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